What was Forrest Gump's email password?
"1forrest1"
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How do lawyers say goodbye?