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Why are ghosts always single?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the foal cough?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?