Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Never mind. It would be too forced!
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?