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Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do naked fish play with?
Why are books always so angry?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which animals make the best football players?