Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How do you make a cow float?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?