Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call an old snowman?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How does a penguin build its house?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why are grandkids so great?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?