Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What game can you play while eating dinner?