Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
We had a discussion about roses.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call an old snowman?
What makes music in your hair?
Why are winter days great?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?