What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do elves learn in school?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why are all priests fit?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What season begins with a thud?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where do baby apes sleep?