What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What school subject really rocks?
How do billboards talk?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?