How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?