How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which insect is the smartest?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?