What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a small mom?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?