What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
Which animal will never go bald?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?