What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
What do you call a Russian flea?
What siblings are always sad?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why are computers so good at golf?