What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Families are like fudge.
Why are books always so angry?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call a pig thief?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?