What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What's the ocean's favorite song?