What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What is a duck's favorite snack?