What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
To chill out more.
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?