What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
To chill out more.
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why are winter days great?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?