What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
To chill out more.
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What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a tired tree?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?