Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
To a granola bar!
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which dogs love to study science?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?