Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
To a granola bar!
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What vegetables make the best music?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What car does Yoda® drive?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.