Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
To a granola bar!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?