What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
A li-mouse-ine.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Which insect is the smartest?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?