What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
A li-mouse-ine.
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What British bugs are the best singers?