What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
A li-mouse-ine.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How did the toad die?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Where do frogs keep their money?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why was the musician arrested?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do insects learn at school?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?