How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T.
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
How long will dinner be?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where does a camper keep his money?