How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T.
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?