What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Stop horsing around!
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
How did the toad die?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What's the ocean's favorite song?