What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Stop horsing around!
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did electricity win the race?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?