What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Stop horsing around!
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What animal floats best?
Why is furniture so generous?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
