What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Stop horsing around!
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's the friendliest pen?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's a forklift?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?