Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Thoroughbreads.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?