What is an insect's favorite game?
Cricket.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?