What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
They demanded an eggsplanation!
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Where are average things manufactured?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?