What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
They demanded an eggsplanation!
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's the opposite of irony?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?