What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
The punch bowl.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Which state has the best streets?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
I broke my finger!
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?