What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
The punch bowl.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What animal floats best?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What table can you never sit at?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?