Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
Did you know about April 1st?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What kind of music do planets like?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call a crate of ducks?