Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why do all the planets get along?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?