What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A fumble bee.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's a horse's favorite car?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why do dogs run in circles?