What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A fumble bee.
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call hiking college students?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?