What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Numbers.
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?