What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Numbers.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a short cow?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the icy road say to the truck?