Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
He spent too much time on the web.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Which is the worst season?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How do fleas travel?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?