Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
He spent too much time on the web.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Which princess is best suited for winter?