Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
He spent too much time on the web.
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why are frogs always happy?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which plant has the best roar?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?