Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
He spent too much time on the web.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?