What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
He's a gas!
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How long will dinner be?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What shape is bad at driving?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?