What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
He's a gas!
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?