What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
He's a gas!
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?