Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
What dogs are always lying to you?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why was the cat so small?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call the dog magician?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why was the dog overweight?
How do fleas travel?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How does the sun listen to music?