Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Where do books sleep?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?