Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Who granted the fish a wish?