Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
How does dinner smell?
Who invented fractions?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?