What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Taxidermy.
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why do bees gossip?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why do rhinos charge?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why was the computer cold at work?