What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Taxidermy.
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did the bicycle call its dad?