What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Taxidermy.
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What is the coolest country?
Did you know about April 1st?