Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How is cat food sold?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Where do actors go to pray?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?