Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's the laziest vegetable?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?