Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's the most determined bird?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What building always gets stains on it?