Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How did the tree get lost?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why don't ants get sick?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why was the cat so small?