Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely.
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's the slowest 5k?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?