Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely.
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Where do chips wear socks?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Where do stars go to college?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?