What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How do you organize a space party?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?