What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
How long will dinner be?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call a Zen egg?