What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What car can't keep a secret?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?