What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito.
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why do cats always get what they want?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?