What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How does a squid go into battle?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's the politest month?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
