What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
It's Crowded!
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
How do you get kids to do something?