What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you give a sick pig?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A book just fell on my head.
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?