When do ghosts love to go camping?
On a dark and stormy night...
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why do bees gossip?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the school bully have for lunch?