When do ghosts love to go camping?
On a dark and stormy night...
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
When do astronauts eat?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?