How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you call a famous turtle?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?