How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?