How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
What do math teachers eat?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why do cats love to work?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?