What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement.
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What does an attorney say when getting married?