What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement.
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's the friendliest national park?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
If you need help building an ark...
Why are English teachers so smart?