What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement.
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Where do hamsters come from?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?