Where do burgers like to dance?
At the meatball.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
When does a horse talk?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why was the spider so smart?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why was the bud so shy?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?