Where do burgers like to dance?
At the meatball.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?