Where do burgers like to dance?
At the meatball.
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?