What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
A Christmas rap.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why are frogs always happy?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?