Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What table can you never sit at?
What did the confused bee say?
What utensil does water use to eat?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?