Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
How did the tree feel in spring?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?