Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
Why are stones so good at music?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How can you make 7 even?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?