What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How is cat food sold?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?