What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
When do cows get tired?