What type of bean doesn't have protein?
A Jelly Bean®.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Which bug is related to you?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why do cats love to work?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What games do ants play with elephants?