What type of bean doesn't have protein?
A Jelly Bean®.
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?