Why do cows make great bakers?
Because they are great at making cow-pies!
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where do books sleep?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why do cows wear bells?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What is the most faithful insect?