Why are goats so funny?
They're always kidding around.
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the ocean say to the beach?