Why are goats so funny?
They're always kidding around.
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What table can you never sit at?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?