Why are goats so funny?
They're always kidding around.
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?