What animal is always ready to protect people?
An arm-adillo.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Where do chips wear socks?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What tea do footballers drink?