What animal is always ready to protect people?
An arm-adillo.
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's the politest month?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What day of the week do chickens hide?