What do golfers drink on the green?
Iced tee.
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"