What do golfers drink on the green?
Iced tee.
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?