What do golfers drink on the green?
Iced tee.
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What animal floats best?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?