What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Mutt-on chop!
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?