Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
W-H-O.
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
When do mice play every day?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What animal knows kung fu?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?