Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
The Crossing Gourd.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What math figure is also in the band?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do fairies always drink?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?