Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
The Crossing Gourd.
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What bird is always sad?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
How do you grill cheese?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is another term for the price of gas?