What are you studying in math?
Everything under the sum!
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Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
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How did the tree get lost?
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What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
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What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?