What are you studying in math?
Everything under the sum!
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How did groundhogs get their name?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are stones so good at music?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What nationality are most fish?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?