What's the difference between people and chickens?
People fail if they lay an egg.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
When do cows get tired?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What sport do horses love to play?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?