What's the difference between people and chickens?
People fail if they lay an egg.
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a snowman's dog?