What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Where do actors go to pray?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
How do snowmen get information?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?