What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Where do kittens go to school?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do cats wear to work?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?