Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Which former US President was always cold?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What is the coolest country?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?