Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What does the sun drink out of?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Which is the worst season?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What day do hands always go to church?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?