Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why is furniture so generous?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?