What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Have some baa-baa-cue!
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?