Why did the cat start laughing?
It was amewsed.
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why do some people love eating snails?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?