Why did the cat start laughing?
It was amewsed.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What animal floats best?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?