Why did the two science teachers start dating?
They had good chemistry.
Who granted the fish a wish?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How do locomotives know where to go?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do elves learn in school?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's a henway?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?