Why did the two science teachers start dating?
They had good chemistry.
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How do you care for a sick bird?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?