Why did the two science teachers start dating?
They had good chemistry.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do cats wear to work?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?