Why did the two science teachers start dating?
They had good chemistry.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What cartoon character loves insects?
How do you wash a lamb?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the baby cookie cry?